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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:20
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
No go.
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?
Nuts and Butts
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Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some good sunscreens for a teen with oily skin?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Then came..
What are your best funny dating stories?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read